Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

At McCready, Garcia & Leet, we take your case and the law very seriously.  Nothing is more important to us than obtaining the best results the law will allow for our clients.  We deal with the tragedy, pain and grief of the clients we represent every day. But we don’t take ourselves nor or fellow

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? A: To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons? A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between an accountant and a lawyer? A: Accountants know they’re boring

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention? A: The caterer

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why don’t lawyers go to the beach? A: Cats keep trying to bury them

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why won’t sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand.

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer? A: Take your foot off his head.

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer? A: An offer you can’t understand

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses? A: From chasing parked ambulances.

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? A: A vampire only sucks blood at night.

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Lawyer Jokes

Lawyer Jokes

Q: Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt? A: Because deep down, they’re really good people.

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